Tag: humor
group name: ddoh
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July 20, 2007 11:42 AM EDT --
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the
lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are
hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You . . .
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December 17, 2006 10:45 AM EST --
A Parable Explaining Why Hunters Shouldn't Be Doctors
Elmer Fudd and his buddy Sam are out in the woods hunting wascally wabbits...when suddenly, Sam grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't . . .
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January 06, 2007 05:48 PM EST --
I saw something similar to this a year ago for 2006. This was posted on a website with no author given.
1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail. . . .
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July 25, 2007 10:52 AM EDT --
Sunday evening, 10:47pm.
I have decided to do something literary. I have . . .
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December 27, 2006 04:58 AM EST --
(Please note this is another joint article written by Faith H, I am Magi - Nicola K and Carolyn Madden. If you aren’t fed up to here with Christmas yet, please see our previous joint article.)
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July 27, 2007 12:08 AM EDT --
My husband has a very odd sense of humor. Some say he is weird. I just think it's part of his charm.
Tonight he asked me a question I couldn't or should I say wouldn't answer, but said . . .
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July 11, 2008 12:40 AM EDT --
Convinced the human race is totally wacko? Here are some signs of the times in support of such a view. An example is the hotel-provided shower cap in a box labeled: "Fits one head."
Others . . .
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March 07, 2008 10:49 AM EST --
(NOTE: Although some of the names and locations have been changed to protect the innocent, the following events occurred exactly as they are described. Trust me.)
It began when I got . . .
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October 30, 2007 10:07 AM EDT --
Men with looks
I married a man with looks! In fact I think all of the women in my family married men with looks! I remember my grand father had looks my Dad had looks and my sisters . . .
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August 17, 2007 03:52 PM EDT --
Beethoven's Grave
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.
A couple days later, someone was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where . . .
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May 23, 2008 09:02 PM EDT --
After watching a beautiful blonde walk by, a man says to God, "God, why did you make blondes so beautiful?"
God responded, "So you would love them."
"But God," . . .
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July 28, 2008 03:29 PM EDT --
Our economy is certainly no joke, but here is a lighthearted take on the situation, compiled by Dylan Jovine and the team at The Tycoon Report :
10. The expected wait time on the Automated Telephone . . .
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September 12, 2007 08:50 PM EDT --
What's the feeblest excuse you've ever come up with for missing a deadline? Inspiration for this morning's blog refuses to appear in my head so I thought I'd better come up with a . . .
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September 20, 2007 08:20 PM EDT --
For the past two weeks I've published articles almost daily. The purpose of this was to get myself in the habit of doing some work each day, instead of hiding under the blankie, while the kids are . . .
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October 11, 2007 04:39 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others do. They came in my email.
An oldie that I still get a chuckle out of.
A husband and wife were at a party chatting . . .
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May 15, 2008 10:44 PM EDT --
These are actual stories that they've lived to tell.
I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
A client called in inquiring . . .
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April 21, 2008 06:27 AM EDT --
It's time for "Ask Monsieur Wineau", a question and answer column by the man who is perhaps the World's Greatest Authority on wine. Perhaps.
Dear M. Wineau,
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January 11, 2007 05:04 PM EST --
What Would Jesus Drive?
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"
One theory is that Jesus would tool around . . .
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December 20, 2006 02:17 PM EST --
Now, if anyone asks you what the difference is between Christmas and Chanukah you will know what and how to answer!
1.Christmas is one day, same day every year, December 25. Jews also love December 25th. . . .
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December 30, 2006 12:15 AM EST --
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before
he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take . . .
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