Tag: haha
group name: ddoh
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March 10, 2007 06:49 AM EST --
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed
I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my . . .
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March 01, 2007 08:08 AM EST --
Baked Politician ...........
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu..
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December 15, 2006 10:41 AM EST --
10 Best Tools of All Time
Forget the Snap-On Tools truck; its never been there when you need it.
Besides there are only 10 things in this world you need to fix any car,
any place, any time.
1. Duct . . .
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February 02, 2007 10:21 AM EST --
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest . . .
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February 02, 2007 10:26 AM EST --
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm . . .
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July 27, 2007 03:44 PM EDT --
Satan was complaining bitterly to God: "You made the world so that it was not fair."
And God said, "Yes."
"And you made it so that most people would have to struggle . . .
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January 25, 2007 12:52 PM EST --
In your Fishtank.
In those old Pizza Boxes.
In the Trash Can.
In the Refrigerator.
In the Toilet.
Stuck between the Couch Cushions.
Duct Taped to your dog.
In the Microwave.
In your bag . . .
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October 22, 2007 12:32 PM EDT --
Where Would You Be If...
...You Had All The Money Your Heart Desires?
...You Had No Worries?
...You Came Home And The Finest Meal Was Awaiting You?
...Your Bathwater Had Been . . .
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October 22, 2007 01:11 PM EDT --
From my buddy Jawn, who is in his 70s and still enjoying going to work every day....
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One day I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step. Her face was wrinkled like a prune, she was . . .
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January 08, 2007 03:06 PM EST --
You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.
You wanted to be on Star Search. (Come on, we all did)
You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
You wore . . .
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March 22, 2007 04:38 PM EDT --
They’re baffling, bizarre and even humorous—though mostly after the fact. Many veteran daters have reservoirs of wild and crazy dating stories. While they range from the outrageous to mere . . .
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February 08, 2007 12:24 PM EST --
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". . . .
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February 26, 2007 11:31 AM EST --
Top Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents...
10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.
9. There ain't nothing that beats . . .
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May 04, 2007 11:29 AM EDT --
May the 4th be with you!
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November 15, 2008 11:48 PM EST --
ok here the challenge to everyone here
make me laugh the funniest of them all
joke
story
annecdote ...
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July 30, 2007 10:55 AM EDT --
why don't sharks eat lawyers ? common courtesy
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December 07, 2007 02:14 PM EST --
The Starbucks Prayer
Caffeine is bad for you, and I avoid it. But I know some "worship" it. My buddy Leo, for instance, often attends conferences with me. Pretty much the first thing . . .
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August 01, 2007 03:45 PM EDT --
Girls Night Out...
The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise," were my last words.
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November 08, 2007 11:13 AM EST --
My mom got mad at my dad the other day so she went shopping to relieve her irritation.
When she returned home she informed him that she had purchased ten new dresses.
"Ten!" . . .
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December 14, 2006 03:08 PM EST --
Husband Upgrade
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under . . .
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