Tag: daily dose of humor
group name: ddoh
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February 02, 2007 10:21 AM EST --
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest . . .
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February 11, 2007 12:21 PM EST --
I received this in my email and though I'd read it before it still made me laugh.
An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so
that it wouldn't blow away . . .
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October 23, 2008 04:39 AM EDT --
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty . . .
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October 22, 2008 11:53 PM EDT --
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Have . . .
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November 20, 2008 09:23 PM EST --
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the . . .
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December 15, 2006 10:09 AM EST --
What To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course . . .
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December 15, 2006 10:33 AM EST --
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive
"After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled
Egg, Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; . . .
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December 15, 2006 10:37 AM EST --
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy
"Tickets to the boxing match? Oh, darling, you shouldn't have!"
Also known as: Whattagal, Precious, one of the boys, My Main Squeeze,
Doormat
Advantages: . . .
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